Reckless Russian tourists in Dubai claim they know all about war – so there’s no need to stop swimming and sunbathing. An unflustered family from Siberia is seen on a totally deserted beach as Iran attacks.

“We’re alone on the beach today. No one’s around,” says Ulyana Sagalayeva, from Novosibirsk.

“Somewhere nearby there was a blast, it’s on fire,” she adds, as if this is normal.

“Well, it’s booming about once every half hour.

“My husband swam far away somewhere. The sea is so beautiful here.

“Over there, not far away, the wreckage of a drone is burning; it just exploded.

“Well, it’s booming about once every half hour!”

The no-panic tourist tells her followers back home from a closed beach: “Oh well, as long as we’re alive and well.

“We’re on the beach. The beach is nice, the sea is clear.

“Something’s burning on the horizon.”

Meanwhile, Russian 5ft 2inch model and influencer Alla Bruletova, 26, famous for a viral Bentley video, turns her First Class boarding cards into a mock IV drip as she complains to her 2.6 million followers that the Middle East war has delayed her Milan to Dubai flight.

Russian tourists stuck in the UAE have been paying £17,500 to escape via Oman.

Russia has been faster than many countries to start emergency repatriation flights from the war zone.

An Il-76 departmental aircraft was seen at Sharm El Sheikh, in Egypt, ferrying home Russians, including those ordered to delve from the country’s embassy in Israel.